Sometimes I like to pretend I’m a crafty , homemaking type who not only can design and assemble picturesque arts for the home, but also who cooks and bakes like effing Martha Stewart. This, however, is a whimsical fantasy…. The unfortunate fact is that if it doesn’t go in the crock pot (or come from a cafe), I don’t eat. Luckily this is 2012, and I am perfectly able to get away with this behavior (and my man finds it ‘cute’ instead of ‘….why aren’t you by the stove in high heels making me a three-tiered club sandwich–and don’t you forget the pickle’). But when that domestic desire hits, it hits hard to the gut with sprinkles and designer bows. Enter, an increased grocery budget and three hours’ of time about to be lost to crafts.
Today’s goal was miniature apple pies inside hollowed-out apples. As you may suspect, Pinterestย was involved…. An idea this cute could only come from the bowels of that kitten/cookie/wedding fabrics madhouse. This blogger right here developed (or at least, made popular) the idea, complete with adorable photos.
I’ll build up the suspense by laying the scene, as my 9th grade literature teacher would have wanted. I was in the kitchen withย the cat, carving out apples with a plastic apple corer and cursing under my breath. I mixed the filling with brown sugar and oatmeal with one hand while the other hurriedly assembled the baking pan. The cat laughed maniacally at me as I failed. There is something about Pillsbury pre-made crusts that make me feel like a cheater. Yet, even while cheating, my crusts still look worse than the original.
In my defense, they were in fact delicious……
March 6th, 2012 at 8:33 pm
My Dad points out the apples in the photo had not been cooked– therefore, that was full of CHEATING. And your apples are awesome.
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March 9th, 2012 at 1:49 pm
Thanks, maaan ๐
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July 9th, 2012 at 8:27 am
They look very yum ๐ I love pinterest too but don’t make as many tghins as I’d like lol. I have made the homemade baby wipes and toddler volcano experiment which were both fun!
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