Inspirational Anthems

It speaks to my simple and caustic personality that my favorite sage life advice comes from the plucky ladies of pop:

Take a chance, you stupid ho. – Gwen Stefani, What You Waiting For

You want a hot body? You want a Bugatti? You want a Maserati? You better work, bitch. – Brittney, Work Bitch

There’s a glass ceiling to break, uh-huh, there’s money to make. – Lily Allen, Hard Out Here

I ain’t your momma. – J. Lo.