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GOP Debate Bingo, Episode II: The Failsauce Ignites and Lights California’s Forests on Fire

Ladies and gents, if you don’t suffer from anxiety and have nothing better to do at 8pm EST (or even 6pm EST for the happy hour edition), why not enjoy round 2 of the GOP debates on CNN? Here’s a bingo card with which to entertain yourselves.

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Huckabee On The Campaign Fail-Trail

At the next debate I will expect questions to Gov Huckabee on 1) why the supreme law of the land need only be followed if you’re in the mood, 2) why his platform for president is now essentially “Do whatever you feel in your fee-fees,” and 3) Why he felt it a more pressing call from his commander in chief (God) to help his human flock by making public appearances with first-world-problems rep Kim Davis instead of lobbying overseas and/or our current administration about the millions of dying, misplaced Syrian residents.

If a pastor thinks he should be running a secular government and by definition conflicting church and state, I damn well expect him to –at bare minimum– be capable of following his own religion.

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In advance of Thursday, I bring you GOP Debate Bingo

Don’t be afraid. Let the tomfoolery flow though you. Let it give you sustenance as you mark the debate progress with stickers on this custom debate bingo card. And “God Bless America.”
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